November 2011
When I see a duck: →
most-awkward-moments.tumblr.com
Normal people:
Me: ”Duck, duck, duck …”
Whoever put "Too Cool to Do Drugs" on a pencil is an idiot. Every time you sharpen it: "Cool to Do Drugs" "Do Drugs" "Drugs"
Does anger management really work?
Funniest thing i have ever read
seriously guys i know it’s long but so worth it.
Whenever I get a message on Tumblr, I get more excited than Steve from Blue's Clues whenever he got mail.
That awkward moment when your doctor asks you if you’re sexually active while your mom is in the room.
When you poke someone and they think it was somebody else.
When you're on a diet and somebody offers you delicious food:
You’re just like:
Then you’re like:
ugh so true
Finally ordered a Canon T3i. So excited for it to come in the mail, so broke but happy :'D
"I think you should open your poophole for me this weekend." ;D
i think we should eat jacobs mom this weekend











