in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD
NO ONE IS THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS LIKE GASTON
i’ve been mostly looking at these and going “oh cool” and scrolling past BUT THIS SINGS TO ME
- oghren - drunk nightblogger
- alistair - food blog. posts a great deal of mac n cheese. emphasis on the cheese. occasional romantic posts with roses nestled between gouda photosets.
- leliana - music and shoes.
- shale - snarky reblogs of everything.
- arl eamon - reblogs everything alistair posts with links. like this post? follow one true king of ferelden!
- morrigan - empty blog. occasionally cryptically likes random post.
- zevran - nsfw blog. tags: #leather, #naughty, #beautiful things, #handsome things
- anders - social justice blogger. well-intentioned beginnings, but lacks intersectionality. also cat gifs.
- hawke - inappropriately reblogs friends’ serious personal posts with jokes. plenty of selfies. constant duck lips.
- merrill - kittens, puppies, flowers, pretty things, candy photosets, summer landscapes, seasonal art, myths, legends, historically significant info posts, and how to fix broken mirror tips.
- varric - really long text posts with strategically placed read mores.
- meredith and orsino involved in relentless internet feud. constantly sending one another anon hate.
- isabela - naughty limerick of the day; hats; boats; mermaids; reblogs varric’s posts with edits/sex scenes added in.
- fenris - runs justexslavethings.tumblr.com; only updates when drunk
- carver - pictures of muscles, mabari tattoo, passive aggressive posts about how many notes hawke gets
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
I laughed more than I should have. The accurateness of this gif is like 2000%
Message from David Karp
everyone needs to read this.
this is great
I think we need to take an hour to talk about the fact that he signed an official letter with
Today finally I received Baalberith’s wig an can show him to you ^__^ He is so sexy <3
He has temp eyes and cloth, but it’s ok for now.
Baalberith [Soom Arkose]
Waitomo Glowworm Caves are a famous tourist attraction because of the large population of fireflies that live in caves. Fireflies, or Arachnocampa luminosa - tiny bioluminescent creatures that produce blue and green light live exclusively in New Zealand.
We’ve been there, they’re so pretty!